Hello. We, the Kittens, are the new custodians of the Maya29 website following the retirement of Oot The Imaginary Monkey. While Oot may have been a mere figment of a diseased imagination, we can assure you that we are very, very real. And very short-tempered. And yes, we know where you live.


Blah blah burble warble guff guff guff grunt wibble parp parp honk moooooo poot wubble squawk squeak squonk baaaa flup flup flup flupflupflup oh look a moose no it's not it's just a policeman in a funny pair of trousers oh so it is how very disappointing oh what a shame he's on fire i didn't know policeman were flammable did you no i'm quite surprised that's not very practical combusting when arresting miscreants
 
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